Mr White, resolving to disintroduce two friends of his, Mr Black and Mr Green.

Mr White: „Mr Black, knowing the low esteem in which you hold each other, I have the honour to disintroduce you from Mr Green.”
Mr Black (bowing): „Sir, I have long desired your unacquaintance.”
Mr Green: „Charmed to unmeet you, sir.”
Mr White: „I’m sure you will become very good strangers.”

(see Facebook and Twitter: the art of unfriending or unfollowing people)

Un lucru il urasc, doua lucruri ma enerveaza. Un intrerupator care aprinde lumina cand e apasat in sus si altul cand e apasat in jos si robinetul care porneste apa rece spre stanga si altul spre dreapta. In aceeasi casa!

„Minciuni de astea eu vând nu cumpăr” era o vorbă a lu’ tata bătrân, bunicul. Probabil era inspirata din Proverbe 23: „Cumpără adevărul și nu-l vinde”.

He says that „humility is not thinking less of yourself, but thinking of yourself less”.

I say that depression is a form of thinking lots about yourself.